The cultural and media elite have released their "best of 2003" lists. But one list has NOT yet been released! And that's the "Best of Monkeydick 2003." So here it is. Totally biased to my opinion. All quotes paraphrased:
Upon receiving the suggestion "lame," Rocco sits down and sings "Happy Birthday To Me"
In one of the other many shows in which Rocco's character was sitting sadly alone, Brett says from the back line "Saddy Sad Sad Sad. What makes Saddy sad sad sad?"
Brian says "I see you're looking to rent from the rack marked 'Mike's suggestions'? I'm Mike."
Brett is marrying Dyna, and it turns out that everyone there is a former boyfriend of Dyna's. "Who else here is in love with my wife?" shouts Brett. Back line responds with "Me!" "Me too!" And then Curtis neighs: "Hee-haw!".
The scene in which Curtis' character said he had something to live for because he had two tickets to see The Cult.
Dyna tells her husband Matt that if he didn't find all the Easter Eggs, Jesus would not come back to life.
Brian starts the scene 'Have you figured out who this house's previous owners were?' And John said 'No. But everything points to clowns.'
Matt is a mobster arguing with another mob family over who to make mayor. He's upset that the other mob family's choice doesn't have a good understand of bond issues.
Matt and Mitch are kneading bread and flirting.
Andy starts the scene with "That's an insult where I come from." And Mitch responded "It should be. I just called you a wop faggot! Now good day, sir!"
Pete's my wife, we're having breakfast, and tells me he's wondering if I'm okay because I "took a big shit the bed."
Rob's on an expedition with John. He wishes he had water, and John gives him some. Then Rob asks John what he favorite of the expedition has been so far. John says it was seeing swing dancing bears. And Rob says "Mine was when you had the water."
My own favorite thing I did was being an old man with a self-recorded single called "Rickety Fence."
How self-congratulatory!
My memories are all only recent
Will and DeCoster's long philosophical conversation about the invention of the necktie with Will's out line, "Kinda makes you wonder if YOU'LL be remembered for anything. (beat.) Well, here's your mail."
Posted by: dyna at December 22, 2003 07:59 AM