Since the initial flood of entries in the "caption Matt DeCoster's headshot" contest has abated to a pathetic trickle, it seems that you are as sick of this so-called "contest" as I am!
Well, the end is in sight (and none too soon)!
This Saturday, Monkeydick performs at the UCB theater, and I will announce the least unfunny caption for each headshot and present the "winners" (assuming they own up to their own dubious efforts) with a Monkeydick t-shirt.
If Rocco doesn't come through with the shirts (and you can mentally change that "if" to a "when," folks), an alternative prize of a $2 bill will be substituted.
See Monkeydick perform and watch three half-wits selected from an unimpressive slew of quarter-wits and no-wits!
P.S. - FUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOU!
Posted by matt at January 28, 2004 02:50 PM